This is why companies have cheap toilet paper by the way. Not because they necessarily hate their employees, but because it would get stolen and they’d need three times as much.
Also one of the reasons why the huge rolls exist like you see at airports: impractical to use at home.
Huh, I always assume that it was because cheap toilet paper was cheap, and big rolls meant you didn’t have to replace them as often.
I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.