Jolteon

They’re too busy charging people for going over the monthly cap.

Presumably, they are referring to literally every other time a government seized control of the media. This isn’t exactly the same, but it’s fairly close to some of what happened in the early stages of some of those cases.

Yeah, putting the government in charge of media is always a good idea and never results in any problems.

Therefore anybody younger than about a year old is fair game.

Hey, at least they’re consistent. Also, I can’t think of anybody who wants abortion at 34 weeks.

Relevant XKCD

A really really fast-moving light.

All dem illegal immigrants flooding south from across the border, ruinin’ our good country! /s

I try and do that every couple months.

My college had a very strong nursing program, and that was a surprisingly common compliment.