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Subverb@lemmy.world
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This is why companies have cheap toilet paper by the way. Not because they necessarily hate their employees, but because it would get stolen and they’d need three times as much.

Also one of the reasons why the huge rolls exist like you see at airports: impractical to use at home.

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nxdefiant@startrek.website
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I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

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Halosheep@lemm.ee
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Yeah but then you’re wiping floor on your ass.

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Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?

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AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca
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Floor spice makes everything nice!

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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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College, they’ve done worse to themself.

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pelletbucket@lemm.ee
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I would steal it from the train when I was homeless

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lengau@midwest.social
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jqubed@lemmy.world
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Do people find changing the roll that much of a hassle?

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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Joke’s on them, when I have to use cheap TP I have to use 3x as much because it’s such cheap trash.

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Jolteon@lemmy.zip
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Huh, I always assume that it was because cheap toilet paper was cheap, and big rolls meant you didn’t have to replace them as often.

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Dasnap@lemmy.world
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Why not both?

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BreadOven@lemmy.world
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Depending on the bathroom, some universities have decent TP. I’d say research buildings that you don’t need card access to get in. Most of those I’ve worked at seem to be decent.

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