5 points
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I heard an authentic “putain de canard” from a parisian lady who was ascending from the metro and there was a bunch of pigeons on the stairs. Which when translated to my native finnish was “vitun ankat” (fucking ducks), which I thought at the time as being the funniest shit I’ve heard in french.
2 points
Lol, that must have been really fun ! Are you sure it wasn’t “putain de cOnnard” (I.e. f*cking *sshole) though? That sure does sound French !
3 points