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Is it true that you can talk to women? I’ve never tried it before and I’m 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I’ve never been outside.

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Yes, but I don’t recommend it

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I disagree. I do recommend using Arch.

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They call that Lordosis and I’ve only ever seen it happen when I showed one of the females my dual sli GTX 1080ti setup while benchmarking in Heaven. Getting her off my desk with her ass in the air is a pain but she apparently likes my hand going down her back and her ass patted. Getting her off my keyboard when I’m in the middle of a game can be a real pain sometimes…

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Talking to women is no longer considered a best practice.
Recommend upgrading to listening to women.

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It’s possible, but the feature isn’t supported on your OS.

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You can probably compile her yourself if you can’t find her in the AUR.

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Absolutely! In fact if you’re on Arch you may have a built in conversation starter by discussing your collection of thigh-highs and seeing where that takes you.

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Yeah, it is real easy as well

Just walk up to them and press “X”

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I use Arch GNU+Linux btw.

So does FitGirl, tho. And I guarantee she gets laid like crazy.

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Certified pirate comment

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