Comment by Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.world on Small steps make a difference.

Especially when they can get upvotes for free on Lemmy

1 upvote = 1 dopamine

Here you go friend, have some free drugs

Can I have some drugs too? I’m joshin’ hard man

Would you suck their wang for it

hand job is last offer

Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.

Maybe the reason is the left’s lack of work ethic (‘go fast’ rather than ‘do it right’) and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest mario’).

(am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)

No haha never haha that’s not something I would do ha ha ha

I could really use a fix right now me friend

1 downvote = 1 dopamine too!

Engagement is all that matters!

Even 0 engagement is fine if i made myself laugh from my own comment. That = 1 dopamine too!

But upvote dopamine has a short drug half life

Wait we have upvotes?! I’m only getting downvotes

Edit: downvotes really??

Here you go, one more downvote. Enjoy friend

Why are you booing him he’s right

I’m only booing him to make a point :)

He needs our help to prove him so.

You never specified that you don’t want downvotes

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