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Sounds like a normal day in London for those other people.

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Exactly, I mean it’s the British food, they eat beans for breakfast for example. Explosive diarrhea must be illness number one.

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Only for the weak with 0 fiber in their diet.

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How you eat beans and still manage to get 0 fiber is beyond me.

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illness number one in London is whatever strain has developed sentience on the tube

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they eat beans for breakfast

we’re too broke for that

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