they eat beans for breakfast

we’re too broke for that

meh, only $59.94 billion off

I’d assume the building has a trash collection chute. My old apartment building had one.

“What do you mean, there’s a WPA?”

Any car can be a flying car if you give it enough acceleration

No, we keep rebooting it every 3 seasons like Power Rangers or something.

In the end we will have 15 or so astronaut teams on different space stations.

Hello, flatpak exists you know

btw that’s 6.228 * 10¹⁷J for non-Americans

Hi tankie

One sky bison. Never underestimate flying lemurs.