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It’s a horrific image but it’s the right way to go. You’ll simply never, under any circumstances, make it work the other way.

I mean it won’t work either way but if you don’t fucking die by the end of it at least you could theoretically get patched up.

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The human anus can stretch up to 7 in. (18 cm.) before taking damage.

The average pineapple is 6 in. (15 cm.) in diameter.

You got this.

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7 points

Without training? :o

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Just taaaaaap it in, just give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo. You got this.

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Try not to tense up.

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Only horrific initially, relatively

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