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54 points

Tell ya what. I’m struggling to make rent right now. Working 6 days a week, living alone, just keeping my head above water.

2028, everybody vote for me, and I’ll run on the platform of giving rich people the middle finger.

Like Robin Hood…except vulgar.

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25 points

You have my vote

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10 points

And my axe!

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4 points

Eh, feels very populist and single issue. What’s your plan for healthcare like?

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7 points

Give it to the people who need it.

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5 points

Tbf whatever they come up with will most likely be better than whats currently happening.

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4 points

You could invent a better political system by tattooing every political idea onto your skin and passing whichever words get zits into law, so obviously it goes without saying

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6 points

Robin Fucking Hood? RFH!!! It has s ring! Sure I’ll vote for you!

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12 points

You can’t afford to even run. You gonna start a gofundme?

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2 points

I’d vote for you. Especially if by middle finger you mean 90% top marginal tax rate.

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6 points

If someone ran for governor of NY on a platform of giving Luigi a full pardon, they would win in a landslide.

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You are delusional if you think that elections are not just a horse race for the rich and that common people have any power. If common people interests were what drives elections you would have had free healthcare, free education, worker right and more like a century ago.

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6 points

In theory, couldn’t Luigi run for president from jail?

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5 points

In theory, yes!

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1 point

Yeah. And at this point he could win.

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1 point

You won me over

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