17 points
I got through Des Moines with a laptop in my carry-on no problem, but I got blue glove frisked in front of everyone because my bra had too many straps on the back.
5 points
8 points
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As a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.
7 points
Congrats, this is the saddest thing I’ve read all month and it’s fucking Christmastime.