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Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

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86 points

I am glad to know I’m not alone in this line of thinking!

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78 points

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

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19 points

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

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31 points

So what you’re saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

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Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

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15 points

I’ve got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

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4 points

Well yeah, don’t you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

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3 points

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.

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73 points

It really would be a strange kind of uniquely American poetry if our school shooting problem inverted itself into a megacorp CEO shooting solution.

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59 points

If a few more CEOs gets off’d, they’ll ram gun control legislation through congress faster than Trump can wolf down a Big Mac.

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Historically it’s been threats to the owner / controller class that have produced serious gun control legislation in the US, so you are probably right! But if you mean actual confiscation a la Australia, pretty sure that’s off the table here. Sincerely think it’d spark a war no matter who sincerely attempts it or why.

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15 points

The cat is out of the bag, no? 3d printing guns is a bit of a Pandoras box in regards to gun control. Especially in America where it has been legal for so long

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11 points

A papercut that draws blue blood is a bigger issue to these freaks than a river of poor corpses.

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4 points

Given that the guy used a (partially) 3D-printed gun, I just can’t fucking wait to see how the overbroad knee-jerk restrictions are going to impact the hobbyist maker space.

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Or they just make it easier for CEOs to get and carry guns.

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I think they said that Luigi had a ghost gun, partially 3D printed? Of course he didn’t make the bullets so maybe that’ll matter.

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37 points

shit, i would say school shootings are endemic now.

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Only in America. Where there’s guns, there’s accidental death.

I say ban the guns so the vigilantes need to use cricket bats. Sell the surveillance tapes for PPV.

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13 points

Hey, those tapes are community property. Stop trying to commercialize justice.

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School shootings are very intentional, not accidental.

Banning guns isn’t going to make 500 million firearms disappear, it’ll just take them out of the hands of law-abiding citizens.

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14 points

Workplace shootings are nothing new. Where do you think the term Going Postal comes from?

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9 points

Damn I thought it was the hit game POSTAL 2

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6 points

Watch the Postal movie for a real wtf humor/horror experience. I enjoyed it, but it’s a sensitivity PR nightmare.

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5 points

I really hope Jo Miran is an alias.

Maybe of the Buckee’s beaver?

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2 points

In this regard, all the media attention might be a good thing. I haven’t seen this much coverage since that runaway bride horse shit 15 years ago.

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