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No friends, for the rest of their fucking lives. I hope 50 grand was worth your fucking soul. Bootlicker extreme

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They’re not even getting the money. What a ducking joke.

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I do wonder if they wanted to be caught on some level chilling in a McDonalds on a laptop with a ghost gun in their backpack and a similar outfit, but more info will probably come out.

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If he wanted to be caught, it’s possible he made an anonymous tip on himself and the workers caught the blame. Just a thought.

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Yeah I mean if this is the person and they were an Ivy league educated tech worker with no background in violence/war, one might feel pretty guilty and out of sorts after killing someone regardless whether that person deserved it or not, many things are possible

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