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Hell try and then we’ll be reading a news story about how his brain worms finally kennedy’d him the next hour after the attempt. HFCS and the multitude of corporations producing and using it aren’t some pushover industry like oil and natural gas, they have actual power.

There’s a reason corn is in everything processed in the US.

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How tf is the oil and natural gas industry a pushover? They’re literally destroying the earth and getting away with it.

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