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Temptation(sh.itjust.works)

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

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acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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I don’t know where did Eve come from?

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acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!

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lime!@feddit.nu
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…then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

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Vincent@feddit.nl
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…and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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Cain and Able weren’t Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That’s a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it’s all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

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scrion@lemmy.world
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I don’t think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

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Justin@lemmy.jlh.name
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today’s kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

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frezik@midwest.social
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Get this: there’s some people who think it’s canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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so NOW we’re drawing the line?

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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Tell St. Augustine that.

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Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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I will

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