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-48 points

We both know this is made up. Opiate overdose victims just go unconscious and their heart rate slows down to nothing. Then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks traveling is spelled with two ls despite spell check being present literally everywhere.

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15 points
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insults someone for their spelling mistake

fails at simple reading comprehension

heh, oops!

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-17 points

Oops what? What is really terrible for them? Poor soul has to be in the same room as someone who is literally losing their life quietly?

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oops for you, because in your comment you come off haughty and dumb. Happens to all of us though, no big deal.

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Sorry some of us have empathy. You ever been in a room with someone dying an early death? Also thinking something is invalid because of spelling mistakes is incredibly childish.

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5 points

Edgelord cunt. Goodbye.

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13 points

I think they were saying it was unpleasant for them, not the person dyIng.

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-26 points

I know… what’s unpleasant about someone passing out? They aren’t screaming or convulsing or puking

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17 points

What’s unpleasant about someone dying next to you? I dunno. Must be a people-with-decency thing.

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I mean, if you know they’re dying that would be pretty unpleasant.

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Then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks traveling is spelled with two ls despite spell check being present literally everywhere.

You do realize other countries exist other than the US, right? Travelling is correct pretty much everywhere outside the US.

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-15 points

None that matter. Does it sound like I care? Any other revolutionary ideas you want to share encyclopedia Brown?

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Wow, you’ve been here for a year and you’re a flaming asshole for much of your post history. How have I not blocked you yet? Will rectify that now.

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9 points

travel (verb) traveled or travelled; traveling or travelling

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/travelling

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-19 points

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

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5 points

Incorrect this time old bean, sorry. It did happen.

Or hapen, if you prefer.

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-7 points

Pics or it nevar hopened blody wankar

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5 points

I can smell this comment.

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-11 points

Smells like straight up natural light and cocoa butter… hints of gunpowder and body odor

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4 points

Tell us you’re a smack head in denial without telling us you’re a smack head.

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-7 points

Plz I need halp! Can I borrow a dollar plzzzzz!!

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