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I smoked some opium once when I was travelling and it was possibly the most pleasant experience of my entire life. Shortly after that I was left alone in a hostel room with someone who was dying from an overdose on it, which was possibly the most unpleasant.

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Unless your opium was laced with heroin or fent, I am pretty suspect about this claim… you would have to smoke an obscene amount of opium to OD on it.

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I smoked it, the other guy injected. Thanks for reviving this old thread though.

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No idea how I ended up here hahaha. Also I’m sorry for saying I doubt you. Injecting opium is a super bad idea. Smoking it is incredible (and it smells and tastes amazing too!)

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We both know this is made up. Opiate overdose victims just go unconscious and their heart rate slows down to nothing. Then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks traveling is spelled with two ls despite spell check being present literally everywhere.

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15 points
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insults someone for their spelling mistake

fails at simple reading comprehension

heh, oops!

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Oops what? What is really terrible for them? Poor soul has to be in the same room as someone who is literally losing their life quietly?

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I think they were saying it was unpleasant for them, not the person dyIng.

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I know… what’s unpleasant about someone passing out? They aren’t screaming or convulsing or puking

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travel (verb) traveled or travelled; traveling or travelling

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/travelling

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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

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Then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks traveling is spelled with two ls despite spell check being present literally everywhere.

You do realize other countries exist other than the US, right? Travelling is correct pretty much everywhere outside the US.

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None that matter. Does it sound like I care? Any other revolutionary ideas you want to share encyclopedia Brown?

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5 points

Incorrect this time old bean, sorry. It did happen.

Or hapen, if you prefer.

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-7 points

Pics or it nevar hopened blody wankar

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5 points

I can smell this comment.

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-11 points

Smells like straight up natural light and cocoa butter… hints of gunpowder and body odor

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4 points

Tell us you’re a smack head in denial without telling us you’re a smack head.

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Plz I need halp! Can I borrow a dollar plzzzzz!!

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