Harris’s people are confident. The Trump campaign is panicking

God, I hope they know something we don’t. I feel like I’m gonna pass out. Or throw up.

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“He’s realizing that he could lose the election, go to prison, and maybe die there,” they said.

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God, that would almost make the next 36 hours or so worth it.

Almost.

Anyone have any general anesthetic I can borrow?

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Best I can offer is grain alcohol

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That’ll have to do.

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I’m going to bed here in Australia now, and will hopefully wake up to a harris win… Best of luck guys. The entire world is literally hoping for this (because another 4 years of racism, narcassism, BS and cult behavior is simply too much)…

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You definitely won’t wake up to a Harris win, unless you sleep for 24 hours or more. Voting is just about to start. Won’t end 'til tonight.

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Dude, we have court cases, officials failing to certify results, and another insurrection to get through before we know who will be president.

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I hope he strokes out and gets locked in syndrome for a few years.

I want him to experience hell on earth in case hell doesn’t exist.

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I just want him gone, don’t care how it happens - death, prison, or retirement into obscurity, whatever. Just so long as he’s out of the game.

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He’s no Hector Salamanca.

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God, that would almost make the next 36 hours or so worth it.

36 hours?

Uhhhh. Its like 1488 hours until January 6th, 2025, and I’m not even sure if all the issues will be resolved by then this time around. Even if Kamala wins.


In a nightmare Year 2000-like scenario (aka: Hanging Chads deciding an election), it could be the middle of December before the Supreme Court handles a hypothetical case that comes up tomorrow night.

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It’s like 1488 hours until January 6th

It’s really fucking bizarre that it actually is the Nazi-est number hours imaginable between the election and final certification of the election. I legit thought you were just doing some Nazi dog whistle virtue signaling until I did the math to find that 1488 hours is 62 days, and we are in fact 62 days from January 6. 🤯

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The only it will be resolved by then is if Kamala loses and concedes.

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It’s going to drag on longer than that, if it’s not a clear Republican victory from the outset.

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Even that’s not a sure thing.

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I’m locking myself in my shop after 8pm, and using destructive metal objects to tear apart desiccated tree flesh. Maybe I’ll wander out at 3am and see what’s up. There’s no internet out there, and that may be the only path of sanity Tuesday night.

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I’m feeling so much stress over the election. I don’t even drink but I bought 2 beers today, maybe subconsciously I was looking for a way to decompress from the stress of the Election Day.

In case anyone is concerned, it’s not an alcoholism thing. I just generally do not enjoy drinking alcohol.

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I’m sorry to tell you this, but it’s probably gonna be well over 36 hours

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It’s plausible that it could be a clear win for either candidate. But yeah, a long, dragged out counting process is also quite probable.

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Anyone have any general anesthetic I can borrow?

Hands you a beer

Here ya go, buddy.

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You can try to figure out how tenfingers combats link decay in this whitepaper

Or figure out if Dr Pepper is a woman.

Sorry I have no more brain treats atm.

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I have some ether we can huff. Can you get up to upstate New York in the next 20 min

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There’s nothing more pathetic and helpless and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Hunter s Thompson

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He doesn’t have all that long anyway, but I sure would love to see him spending lots of time in and out of court at a minimum. Going to prison would be fantastic. Honestly, I know the likelihood is nearly nil, but the American people really, really need to see a Republican finally pay for their crimes. Stone and Bannon are out of prison and they should both be rotting there.

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Oh no… anyway

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God I want this sentence to be more than a small hit of copium.

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He won’t go to jail. He’s too rich. I’d honestly be happy if he scapegoated Bannon again and he went back to prison. That would be funny as shit.

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