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Amazon cloud boss says employees unhappy with 5-day office mandate can leave(www.cnbc.com)

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Fedizen@lemmy.world
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or they could fuck up key services with delayed code breaks before leaving. Programmers working for amazon should consider adding bullshit in the software and saying it was chatgpt

Go into the office and clog all the toilets.

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DandomRude@lemmy.world
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Don’t clog the toilets. It’s not the c-suites who have to clean that up.

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linearchaos@lemmy.world
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Don’t clog the toilets. It’s not the c-suites who have to clean that up.

Nah, use cement, let the C-Staff pay for the plumbers/construction, they’d be more than happy to help out.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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If you do, leave a tip with a note apologizing that they got caught in the crossfire.

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Fedizen@lemmy.world
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The toilets should be being cleaned regularly anyway, if they’re not you’ve just highlighted a major sanitation issue for the building.

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