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Add to my list of evidence against intelligent design.

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Intelligent design, but the designer was on a tight schedule and had to ship the MVP

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The designer didn’t sleep for 3 days themselves. Gonna make some mistakes with that kinda lack of sleep

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This is what post-sale firmware updates are for. Gotta test in prod!

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Intelligent design but the budget was managed by an insurance company.

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I’m with you there.

If this ::wildly points at self:: is intelligent design, then said intelligence clearly adhered to a strict “just barely good enough to survive and move genes around” work ethos. That, or over-doing it wasn’t going to fit into the time and materials budget.

Source: anxiety, PMS, knees, shoulders, oversized skull, vulnerable gonads on outside of body.

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Don’t forget the absolutely deranged path wour vagal nerve takes through your torsoe because fish didn’t have necks and we do.

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Which isn’t even half as insane as what it does in a giraffe

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To be fair, it’s called “intelligent”, not “omnipotent” design, but still.

Those types always claim omnipotency as well. So you’d expect an omnipotent being to make it perfect for everyone. Since it isn’t, the being’s either ignorant or sadist. Or, wait for it - a fucking fairy tale. And with ignorancy one can hardly claim a respectable level of intelligence.

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Drag thinks humanity was created by the gods. Drag also thinks the gods are stupid. 13.7 billion years and the best those fuckers could come up with was evolution? What a joke!

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