Almost as if he was waiting for his next photo op…what a stupid tool
Edit: I’m a tool and didn’t realize I was reading the onion I’m a stupid tool in this case…
Like, from just reading the headline, it doesn’t seem very onion-y. It’s not just perfectly believable, but I sort of assumed that that is what happened.
Nope… sick with COVID and didn’t realize I was in the onion land I still think it’s a tool but I shouldn’t respond to onion articles that makes me a tool…
It’s okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.
Frankly it’s amazing that The Onion didn’t go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines