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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera(theonion.com)

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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You alright, bud?

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teamevil@lemmy.world
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Nope… sick with COVID and didn’t realize I was in the onion land I still think it’s a tool but I shouldn’t respond to onion articles that makes me a tool…

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TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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In 2024 it’s never been easier to eat the onion.

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samus12345@lemmy.world
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I fully believed it before I read the source. It sounds exactly like something he would do.

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Shortstack@reddthat.com
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It’s okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.

Frankly it’s amazing that The Onion didn’t go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines

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Aatube@kbin.melroy.org
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It did go under. Global Tetrahedron owns it now😔

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