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Almost as if he was waiting for his next photo op…what a stupid tool

Edit: I’m a tool and didn’t realize I was reading the onion I’m a stupid tool in this case…

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It’s ok, i also ate the onion at least once…

With news about Trump, it is also an extra deceiving onion.

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8 points

You alright, bud?

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15 points

Nope… sick with COVID and didn’t realize I was in the onion land I still think it’s a tool but I shouldn’t respond to onion articles that makes me a tool…

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19 points

In 2024 it’s never been easier to eat the onion.

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5 points

I fully believed it before I read the source. It sounds exactly like something he would do.

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It’s okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.

Frankly it’s amazing that The Onion didn’t go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines

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6 points

Like, from just reading the headline, it doesn’t seem very onion-y. It’s not just perfectly believable, but I sort of assumed that that is what happened.

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Totally in character and would align with “staged”

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