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Maybe barred windows? So many people seem to die from falling through windows there, apparently all terrible accidents

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Orrrrr…and hear me out…they buy better tanks, and train their military so they don’t take so many casualties.

I mean, longshot here, but I GUESS they could technically stop trying to invade Ukraine, retreat their troops back into proper russia borders, and sign a peace treaty…naaaahhhhh, that would never work! If it were THAT easy, they never would have chose to start a war they would lose so badly at! SURELY they only started this war because there was a good reason, right?..right?..guys?

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What are you talking about? Day 935 of the 3 day war is going great!

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