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I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

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No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we’re all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

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If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.

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Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

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