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A short drive from Limerick, Ireland(lemmy.world)

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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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Hadn’t seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

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Bertuccio@lemmy.world
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There was once an unfortunate bard

Who found fashioning limericks hard.

He stopped at line three

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deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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I like this.

There are two types of people:

  1. Those who can extrapolate
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Classy@sh.itjust.works
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There are 10 types of people in the world

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Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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-Those who understand binary

-those who don’t

-those who didn’t expect this to be in ternary?

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deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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All bases are base 10.

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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eye twitches from incomplete data

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deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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I figured that was a double layer of extrapolation.

Also couldn’t be bothered typing the rest on a phone.

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SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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thousand yard stare

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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Verdun here

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