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Logitech’s Subscription Mouse Idea Pulled Back After Backlash(www.techdirt.com)

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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Really? Anything??? Can I assign it to bring me self esteme to see myself as worthy of finding happyness? Or will I just remain the same piece of garbage I was before I bought this stupid mouse?

Ya know what? I’m just gonna sleep in the dumpster again. Hopefully this time the garbage men don’t notice me, and compact it down.

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Lemminary@lemmy.world
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If you can automate your happiness with an .ahk script, I don’t see why not!

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9point6@lemmy.world
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I mean probably not worth the risk of messing it up, but you could have an automated IV dispense SSRIs or MDMA and then assign that to a mouse button.

There’s definitely a less Rube Goldberg way of achieving the same outcome without a mouse at all though

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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…I don’t know what SSRIs and MDMA is?

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Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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The former is a pretty good class of medication targeting the chemical imbalance that causes your issue. The later is better known as ecstacy or molly.

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