I’ve never heard this guy talk so hearing his voice…
I mean, I’m not saying that I’ve ever talked to a couch fucker but…yeah, the voice sort of says couch fucker.
Lets call it what it is. He fucks underage couches. That makes him a rapist. He’s a couch rapist.
The author of the tweet never even tried to claim it was true, either. When the couch thing blew up, they even specifically said that it was just a joke. You’re exactly right, though. There’s just something about Vance that makes it seem believable.