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I never wore one, I’m still alive.

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15 points

As the internet ancients used to say… Cool story bro

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Don’t worry, I’m sure he also refuses to wear his seatbelt and washes everything in the house with ammonia and bleach mixed together thoroughly.

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All those people who are so scared of masks are freaking weird man.

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9 points

Almost like my uncle. Almost, because he’s dead.

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8 points

Good for you? Over 7million people aren’t.

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You’re awesome 😎!

I’d love to give you a Dixie cup of apple juice and a Graham cracker, and a little square of carpet so you can be comfy with a full tum-tum during story time, but I don’t know where your kindergarten is.

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