19 points
Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.
17 points
John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.
9 points
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3 points
-2 points
Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?
“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”
🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)
2 points
