25 points
Cats are ancient aliens. That’s why Egyptians worshipped them, that’s why their pee glows and why their scratches and bites are so toxic. They’re not of this earth. Don’t trust them! They’re trying to take over and they’re being allowed to win!!
2 points
13 points
If wishing for an alien feline overlord is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
1 point
4 points