“But look at how pretty their train stations are”

-Cucker Tarlson

Now I just need funding to film it in zero G.

I don’t wanna spoil things, but if you’re looking for floating strange liquids, maybe check out the new Alien movie.

That’s why Trump was attacking Brian Kemp in Georgia. Last time, Kemp refused to go along with Trump’s ploys to steal the election. He’s adding pressure now to make sure, if the opportunity arises, Kemp helps Trump steal the next one.

What an absolute weirdo. Choosing my (half-)dozen mixed donuts is one of the bigger joys of a donut run.

How long until the book burning people come for it?

Did they not pay Ken a bribe or something? There’s no way he’s doing this for normal Texans

west palm beach and miami beach aren’t under water yet

well, some of them are misogynists too

And you’ll never believe the rent prices on the other ⅓