DreamButt

Too busy trying to not rock the boat meanwhile other people are actively punching holes in it

As a socal boy, you scare me

Sorry, the wave function of my fist must have existed inside your head for a moment

Narcissists don’t know how to recognize their own failures

Own it next time. Wear velcro on everything

I mean iirc Hilary won the popular vote, no? The issue is our dumbass electorial college situation

To be clear, the billionaire class is your enemy

I’ve always been a big advocate of the idea that the only part of communication that matters is communication. If people understand you then congrats you’ve successfully languaged

Honestly? Just accept the social awkwardness of not tipping. Like I’m not tipping unless I’m a regular or you’re really good

We never believe you. We use to, but thirty of your coworkers lied to us about trying the troubleshooting problems so we don’t believe anyone anymore