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There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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A good boss doesn’t give a shit about whether the workers do other things during work time, as long as the work is done satisfactorily.

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Use your app store to install Firefox.
Install ublock origin Firefox extension.
Go to Youtube using Firefox.

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You can easily tell them apart by cutting them with a knife: The false brown cap will show a stronger blue discoloration under ultraviolet light if the soil contains manganese at >20% bioavailable water content, and the temperature didn’t drop below 12 degrees Celsius in the past month.

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When you run OpenSUSE, you can feel it was made by Germans.
The installer is a beautiful example of German engineering.
The package manager is a perfect example of German over-engineering.
If you run it with KDE, you have 2 redundant GUI admin tools for every config in the system, and 4 for setting up printers.

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In biology, the top one is called K-strategy and the bottom one R-strategy.
Both are valid strategies.

But generally, K is better suited for highly developed, intelligent, cooperative and social animals.
R is better suited for animals that live alone in a hostile environment full of predators.

There’s a message about the modern job market in here somewhere I guess.

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Cops suck at their job, and they hate it if you explain it to them.
I can’t remember a single time in my 40-years-long life when a cop genuinely helped me in any way,
apart from writing a report (full of errors and spelling mistakes) that my insurance demanded.
And I really don’t believe they “make the streets safer” either.

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Statistically, there were likely 4 more murders in NYC since this one, I’m sure they’re investigating those just as thoroughly.

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This is a felony, and can likely be traced back to the election helper who did it.
Report it!

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Interesting.

When a rich man is sentenced to prison, and then actually has to go to prison, it’s called a “legal loophole”.

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