shukufuku

You wonder why spaceships have self-destruct option?

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Both gram negative, I’d assume

Dibs on the elephant dildo

Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?