Stephen Miller. Marc Miller.

What is it with Millers??

Somehow I don’t even notice it until it’s that long. It’s always white too. Happened to me like five times so far.

Occasionally I’ll have an eyelash grow this long.

I sort of did this. I finished reading this big book from DK about the history of political philosophy just in time before early voting a couple weeks ago. It was a little personal goal of mine this year.

With live chat? That’s why I like to watch them on Twitch.

I saw it tonight at a theater.

Captain Kirk: “What does God need with a penis?”

It’s where I go to watch speedruns of Super Metroid and reruns of MST3K.

I’m really annoyed how little consistency there is in sizing terminology. One brand’s ‘XL’ might be too tight for me while another brand’s ‘XL’ could fit me like a garbage bag. Makes shopping online a real hassle for me. I always have to check measurement tables and even then it still might not fit right.

I don’t understand why the inconsistency exists. If brands all agreed with each other on what exactly their sizing terms mean, wouldn’t that cut down on returns?

Initially I read this to the “diarrhea” song.