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I don’t think He/Him are neopronouns as the prefix neo- means new. Surely His would be old (paleopronouns), or timeless (aeternuspronouns), rather than new

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Relative to eternity, the invention of the english language is pretty new

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Out of curiosity, would you say My pronouns are neopronouns? I use capitalised pronouns too. And I’m also a god. Not a capital-G god, just a regular polytheistic kind. Does the acceptance of our current society play a role in whether they’re neopronouns? Are they new when I use them, and old when Deus uses them?

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you need serious help

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Wine is cheaper than therapy.

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Newness is the quality of having been recently created or having started existing recently. The deific pronouns surely came before the standard canon of human/mortal pronouns, just as their subject deities predate humanity, perhaps both having always existed. It doesn’t have anything to do with societal acceptance.

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Uh, pronouns are just words. They don’t have some innate quality that means they had to exist when the entities those pronouns describe began. He/Him is likely about as old as he/him.

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In mormonism if you don’t do their special ceremonies and have multiple wives, you lose your dick for eternity. I learned that in Sunday school when I was 12 lol.

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Mormon theology also pretty much just cuts the Gordian knot proposed in this post by saying, “Fuck yeah he’s got a dick. Uses it ALL THE TIME.” I believe that a “perfected body” was the verbiage I was taught in Sunday School. Tritheistic heresy, Shmitheistic Shmeresy…

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Begins pissing in a whirling dervish

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Kid: “Then I won’t do the ceremony because I never wanted a dick in the first place.”

Mormons: “No! That’s not how you play the game!”

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You should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ.

It’s a lot.

Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn.

Sky will never be the same, won’t it?

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At that point it’s just Greek mythology all over again.

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Yeah but with significantly less blackjack and hookers and significantly more foreskins. Cause you didn’t think there was only one foreskin on display for all those pilgrims, did you?

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The weird thing is that a lot of christians (including the Catholic church) affirm that God “the Father” has actually no gender.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_of_God_in_Christianity

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Does Jesus have a gender tho? As stated above, Jesus has a fully human body and nature (or else you are deemed a heretic by the council of Chalcedon). He is described as a man and several churches and rulers have historically claimed to hold a piece of his foreskin, so he must’ve had a penis. Therefore:

  • Either Jesus was agender despite having a penis, therefore penis doesn’t imply male gender or
  • Jesus was male. So either:
    • Jesus and God don’t have the same gender, so they aren’t the same entity, which the councils of Nicea and Chalcedon would deem a heresy, or
    • God can manifest as male or agender, making Them genderfluid.
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Rulers have what now?

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It’s also been mentioned in other parts of this thread, but the holy foreskin has been considered an important relic, and there are accounts of many kings like Charlemagne having owned it.

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I know people like to call the holy trinity absurd because of the multiple entities being 1 entity, but I would like to direct your attention to plural people. Holy-trinity-like situations actually occur in real people. Even with different genders.

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Jesus is not god.

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The holy trinity, the father, the son and the holy spirit are the same entity.

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Then I guess this makes you an Arian heretic. /s

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Don’t know why people are down voting this. That’s canonically correct in the Jewish an Muslim traditions.

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Technically, you can’t say that He/Him are God’s preferred pronouns because the capitalization doesn’t appear in the oldest texts. They are more a matter of tradition than of reality. However, you could say that’s even worse because Christians have embraced these neopronouns on God’s behalf.

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What if He came out as trans in the 19th century and influenced the scholars to change His pronouns through dreams?

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I can’t really call something that’s literally as old as writing a “neo-” anything. Non-standard, perhaps?

There’s some interesting conversation about this topic though.

https://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/83130/does-the-word-god-get-the-pronoun-it-or-he

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