Sit with the Linux guy. Then tell him one of the wolves thinks Arch is bloated. Then I get half the plane to myself.

Not sure why he lost. He could have claimed to run it through an AI that was only trained on the one picture.

Leopards, faces

If everywhere you go smells like shit, check your shoe.

If X suspends your account, you’re probably doing something right.

My preferred version:

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over to the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other sausage looks back and says, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”

So they finally upgraded it.

Obligatory: fuck Nestle

“My loyalty belongs to the highest bidder.”
– Trump (paraphrased)