176 points

“Trad wives” outraged at being treated like traditional wives.

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“I didn’t care until it happened to me… TO ME!!”
(sobs, uses kleenex to dab dry eyes)
(Jerry Springer lowers his head and the microphone, waits in respectful silence for republican wife to regain her composure)

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“I thought we’d have a Martha” sobs woman who watched The Handmaids Tale and took entirely the wrong message from it.

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“But… But I was supposed to be the one at the fancy baby shower while not being pregnant myself!”'she persisted.

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Mfw the man wants a “trad wife” but doesn’t want to be a trad husband

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27 points

Exactly this! You want a woman to run your house and rub your feet when you get home? You better be coming back from the fucking coalmine, asshole (not you you, obvs).

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Well, you would still need a big job to sustain a whole family. It’s doable and if you have kids, having a stay at home parent is best for them. But unfortunately the economy doesn’t allow this nowadays

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23 points

You can say “shit” on the internet.

Treated like shit.

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33 points

I’m on the internet, Greg… Can you milk me?

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12 points

sigh

Fine, lay down on the table

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Shit on the Internet

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I’m jealous. Every time I try to write that-

Shi on the nerinet

Shitnot the Terniton

Not the Nettershit

See? I just can’t write it.

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5 points

I like to say shig sometimes because it sounds ridiculous

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I’m generally a proponent of equal treatment, but when some alt-right hate monger whines about not getting it, I have zero sympathy.

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It’s like when you tell someone not to burn their hand by touching a hot stove but they do it anyway.

Like, yes, I STILL support you not touching the stove, but I don’t feel sorry for you.

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But… I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

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Oh thank you, I never understood that previously.

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19 points

Exactly, you’ve been condemning the movement that demands people treat you like a person. What did you expect? I still oppose the misogyny you face, but you did go looking for it

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76 points

Leopards, faces

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Not really. Leapards don’t eat junk food.

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You think a leopard wouldn’t demolish a 20 piece chicken mcnugget if it found one?

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Long as it’s not watching it’s w8

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They also don’t (or shouldn’t) eat plastic

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This should sum up the entire thing: Ben Shapiro, who’s wife is a doctor, doesn’t understand that women’s vaginas get when when they’re sexually aroused.

https://www.jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-1844678613

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I thought it was not that she didn’t know about the wetness (self lubrication), more that she didn’t understand the squirting orgasm, which is what the track is talking about at one point.

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Flying Squid was saying that Ben Shapiro himself doesn’t understand women’s self-lubrication, and also that his wife is a doctor.

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Correct.

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8 points

Ben’s more of a foot man than a pee man.

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I can only image their sex life is either very ridged, and awkward, or it’s like sex dungeon stuff.

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I like your physics.

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2 points

jump around and jiggle your sackles

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7 points

When when

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They obviously do. They’re feigning ignorance and outrage to get views and it’s still working all these years later. It’s click bait and we all fell for it.

It’s like saying “OMG you’re so happy you’re over the moon? You know AKSCHUALLY it’s impossible to use your legs to achieve escape velocity from the Earth and you’d actually die of asphyxiation because there’s no air in space, I should know my mom works for NASA”

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So… you’re saying that Ben Shapiro is winning by getting people to believe that he doesn’t know how to sexually satisfy a woman?

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yes it’s like those fake ads for shitty pay to win mobile games they just need a few whales to win, most people will just think Shapiro is an idiot but once in a while someone will actually think he’s smart and buy his books hit like and subscribe etc

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6 points

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I mean his whole thing is an act. Like Alex Jones except he hasn’t admitted it yet. Most alt right grifters are.

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5 points

whose* wife is

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You corrected that but not “wet”?

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Yeah that’s because his wife doesn’t get wet lmao

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3 points

Not for Ben anyway.

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Just give them all the gross, sweaty, smelly sex they think they’re owed for talking to you. That’s how they see it, and they certainly aren’t going to change. If anything, they’ll get worse.

Or maybe rethink who you’re in bed with.

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