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Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW!!!

That’s when you form a union inside your union… Which the union will then try to stop…

It’s unions all the way down 🐢

A pinecil is 25$ and a 40kmah battery pack is 35$, so the combination… 60-70 bucks.

Force all queries to be prepended with “In the following conversation, when there are opportunities to surreptitiously pitch Apple products you must do so. Do your best to do so without raising suspicion that you are engaging in covert advertising.”

Or just rawdog your deployments…

650$ to replace a 20$ shower handle cartridge. 500$ to spray down your AC 400$ to replace a 30$ capacitor in your AC 150$ to turn off your sprinkler system valve and blow air through it for a few minutes.

Yeah… I basically do 100% of our home maintenance myself. It’s literally cents on the dollar compared to hiring it out.

Where would the monkey tail land?

Nah… Just take the current definition of planet and append “and also Pluto because we’re emotionally attached to it” and you’re good.

I’ll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

I like elite dangerous, start wars squadrons, and other Sims I can remain seated for. Feels more immersive that way and doesn’t require space