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Anon drinks milk(sh.itjust.works)

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WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

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WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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MadhuGururajan@programming.dev
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Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

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undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
3 points

Apple juice

Its like tree milk

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Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
16 points

Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

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Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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They didn’t say how big a carton. I’d say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.

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Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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?

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Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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Sure, if you are a baby cow

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
10 points

So it’s only okay to be gay if I’m a baby cow?

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BennyInc@feddit.org
182 points

It depends on how you drink it.

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Alpha71@lemmy.world
41 points

I still can’t believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.

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NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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Leon was the OG imho

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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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Comment105@lemm.ee
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Weird criminals drink milk, normal people drink orange juice.

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MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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I prefer both, with breakfast.

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sulgoth@lemmy.world
3 points

A 50/50 mix wakes you up right.

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grey@discuss.tchncs.de
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How do you figure?

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rektdeckard@lemmy.world
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My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.

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Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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Nice, I never thought of Leon as a costume. Will definitely have this as a option this year

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.

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