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Anon drinks milk(sh.itjust.works)

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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

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WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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MadhuGururajan@programming.dev
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Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

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undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
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Apple juice

Its like tree milk

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