
neo
neo@lemy.lol
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Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!
31 points
Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.
“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”
If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.