Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.