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merari42

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How do I know this not the real base64enc of Mr. Bean eating pizzaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I like Martin Luther’s polemic about relics: “How many pieces of the true cross are there in the world? How many thorns from Christ’s crown of thorns? How many nails from the crucifixion? There are enough nails to shoe all the horses in Saxony. And if all the relics of the saints were gathered together, there would be enough bones to build a ship and enough wood to boil all the water in the sea.”

In that sense it’s one of Mary Magdalene’s many heads.

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Ich würde das als Selbstmordattentat auf kritische Infrastruktur verbuchen.

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We knew well enough that a pandemic was a realistic risk and had SARS-1 and MERS as warning shots but we’re still not very well prepared at the outset of COVID.

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The one recommended by the health insurance companies kills you early and fast after your pay-in period without causing large healthcare costs.

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No idea how Fortnite works. But can you (realistically) use the Cybertruck to cut off your enemies fingers with it’s automatic doors.

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I heard there was a secret cord.
you plug it in to meet the lord.
But you don’t really care for safety, do ya?
It goes like this, you plug it in,
And in a flash, the lights go dim,
The power’s gone,
and now it’s running through ya.

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This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”

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It’s the famous “As long as your not Google, Amazon or Apple” licence.

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You can even say “Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!” In the sessions

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