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What if you ruled my nuts

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Not just. I heard that Elton John was suddenly in the background, performing “I’m still standing”. Elton 's plan was to cheer him up a little, to make anon realize that even after being rejected, he’s still standing and she isn’t.

But anon somehow didn’t notice Elton and went home, to never come out again.

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They could be Ms. Understood.

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Ah, similar to Boeing’s problems, minus the sexual harassment.

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This reminds me of when my foot got stuck in the mud. So cumbersome. Good work, am i right fellas?

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A friend was taking a walk with her daughter, she called her from the other side of the street. She didn’t see the car coming though. The daughter ran over the street and was killed by the car.

She couldn’t see the car, because the parked cars were bigger and blocked the view.

An unfortunate accident, but she never got over it. It’s been 30 years, but she’s as devastated as before.

The daughter only crossed the street, because the she called her. This broke her.

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Forty years later, Rojem had no illusions of mercy. He’d seen 124 people escorted to the death chamber.

Waiting for your execution - seeing the others go.

40 Years long.

Finally DNA comes to the rescue, but resentenced to die anyway.

WTF is this torture?

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For anyone not willing to turn off their ad-blocker:

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Move over, Taylor Swift: There’s a new “childless cat lady” endorsement for Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign from “Delaware’s most famous person.”

Wilmington native and actress Aubrey Plaza posted a photo of herself on Instagram Wednesday morning with the caption “HARRIS 🇺🇸 WALZ” and tagged Harris’ campaign page.

Plaza used a photo of herself from 2014 with the late Grumpy Cat in her lap.

Grumpy Cat (real name Tardar Sauce) was an internet celebrity cat from the 2010s known for her permanently frowny face. It was a nod to Swift’s instantly viral endorsement from Tuesday night, which featured a pic from her Time magazine photo shoot of her with her cat, Benjamin Button. Plaza voiced the part of Grumpy Cat in a Christmas special the pair filmed together in 2014.

It’s the latest in a monthslong pattern of Harris supporters who are cat owners embracing what was meant to be a slight from former President Donald Trump’s running mate, JD Vance, calling Harris a “childless cat lady.”

Plaza is hailed as a hometown hero in Delaware, often praising her time with the Wilmington Drama League and Delaware Theatre Company as formative. She attended Ursuline Academy, an all-girls Catholic school, and later went to improv school in Philadelphia.

She’s also the namesake of “The Aubrey Plaza Plaza,” an unofficial name for the pedestal that held a now-removed Christopher Columbus statue. The site has its own Google Maps page.

In 2018, Plaza was named the biggest star from the second-smallest state, according to 750 Delaware News Journal readers. She outranked President Joe Biden, and the rivalry of sorts has become a running joke between the pair. Biden made a guest appearance on Saturday Night Live last year when Plaza hosted the show.

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“F you, Taylor Swift!” shouted Megyn Kelly, “and f all of the people who want to see these children have body parts chopped off.”

Weird

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