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“Every week” but there are only 46 suns in the image. I will never trust strangers on the internet again

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I’m so proud of Jaclyn. She found all those neutrinos in the ice water. Nobody else could find 'em but Jaclyn sure could

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The year is 2036. It is the most important election of our lives. Harold Haymus Oldman runs as “H2O,” the brutal warlord of the water wars, promising hydration for God’s worthy creatures. His opponent is ZebLinx0-Alpha, an amalgamated hybrid of pharmaceuticals, communication satellites, and a Large Language Model. Their first debate is broadcast on subscriber-only YouTube. Only six Americans can afford it, but they aren’t watching because they already know who wins.

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Guys don’t blow our cover. We absolutely are masters of organizing, and we always put aside our petty differences for the cause. That’s just who we are at our core, sorry not sorry

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I also want to use these whenever someone tells me “Covid’s over” so I can take off my mask. “Oh, it’s not for Covid” I’ll say as I lower my N-95, revealing my dripping, bloody maw

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Who’s a good boy who’s also a mean, snarly boy?

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I like your post, Sparky. Hating on Windows is fun and brings the whole community together

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I find this argument compelling:

“We have a physiological need for privacy. Mammals in particular respond poorly to surveillance. We consider it a threat because animals in the wild are tracked by predators, and it makes us feel like prey.”

Taken from this TEDx talk: https://youtu.be/jVeqAemtC6w Quoted bit starts at 5:45

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Assuming a cylinder shape, that’s approximately 160 cubic inches of penis?

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Types in email address:

“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”

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