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David From Space

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I’m David. I live in Tacoma, Washington. I do square foot gardening, home automation with Home Assistant, and have too many cats.

You think you saw me behind some ferns? You just might have!

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MRS.TRUE I cast telekinetic projectile as an immediate action. rolls dice. It’s a hit.

EVERETT The gall in attacking me, the face of the party!

MRS.TRUE I follow it up with an improvised weapon strike.

DM Uh…Everett’s already looking pretty bloodied, did you want to do nonlethal damage?

MRS. TRUE I said what I said.

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unrepentant nano gang rise up

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≡(ಠ ェ ಠ)≡

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Ah, this looks like it’s a snap to use.

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That’s right politicians, it’s once again time for CONDITIONAL_SOUP’S THREE MINUTES OF TRANSIT.

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This particular ‘elder god’ is more of a mantle, you see. This entity does wield great powers, but is also beholden to a horrible and cursed collection of duties. During the summoning, they accidentally, somehow, kill this elder god; due to the nature of the summoning they must now assume his mantle and fulfill his obligations, with all that entails, lest the cosmos fall. A Satan Clause, if you will.

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Terrible news…for Megan Ellison. Can’t wait to see what the inevitable independent studio they’ll form puts out.

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Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

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I imagine Autumnal Damage would be similar to winter arriving in Bone, but with falling leaves.

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