David From Space
I’m David. I live in Tacoma, Washington. I do square foot gardening, home automation with Home Assistant, and have too many cats.
You think you saw me behind some ferns? You just might have!
MRS.TRUE
I cast telekinetic projectile as an immediate action. rolls dice. It’s a hit.
EVERETT
The gall in attacking me, the face of the party!
MRS.TRUE
I follow it up with an improvised weapon strike.
DM
Uh…Everett’s already looking pretty bloodied, did you want to do nonlethal damage?
MRS. TRUE
I said what I said.
You may be interested in https://github.com/blastbeng/subtify Disclaimer: I’ve never tried it, just saw it recently on The Forbidden Site
Hey, I got a squash! Did I pick it a couple weeks early? Shut uP!!!
We’ve been getting corn, plenty of salad greens, green beans out the wazoo, tomatoes galore, and plenty of peppers!
I’ve been collecting the ground cherries dropping off the bush and made my first jam ever! It didn’t make very much… BUT IT’S DELICIOUS. It tastes like…roasted pineapple pie, maybe?
🪲 Animal #405 🦝
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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