your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it

i can only imagine realizing you are trans and wading through the swaths of denial and coming to accept yourself requires apt mental fortitude. you made it this far even if you don’t know how; that’s got to be worth something

well step one would be to put on an episode of bob the builder

the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot

1984 or something idk i dont read

this is such a grossly uncharitable interpretation you can not be serious right now

i think everyone in that comment chain is being completely insufferable and yes you absolutely deserved to be banned for your behaviour

i heard aquaman is buying flooded houses to rent out to the fishies

this girl knows how to bedrot